- Marketing budget (boooooring)
- Magazine advertising contract *wants to cry about budget*
Pretend I’m updating company blog but actually checking up my fellow bloggersUpdate company's blog. Tweet all overUpdate company's tweets. Send my Facebook friends lots of love and play FarmvilleCheck company's Facebook messages.
- Research for trendy material for
new plot for my bookcompany’s new advertising campaign.
- Jog, (yeah right! Walk sweet Nalah).
During my extensive marketing research this afternoon, haha, I came across these wonderful quotes from famous writers, and here’s my take on their awesomeness of advice and take on life. (there’s no animosity (Not trying to hurt anybody’s feelings here!) involved, I just thought it be fun to share)
I keep six honest serving men. (They taught me all I know); Their names are What and Why and When and How and Where and Who.
- Rudyard Kipling
These are my writing coach's friends as well! I wonder when is she going to introduce them! *sigh*
Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
- Nancy Banks-Smith
An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.
- Francois Rene De Chateaubriand
Dang it! I gotta quit tryin’ to imitate Stephanie Meyer?
I am being frank about myself in this book. I tell of my first mistake on page 850.
- Henry Kissinger
Haha, you go #mriknowitall!
In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist.
Who said anything about talking dude, we write! Usually I’m mute…NOT!
Make'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
We are ninjas dude! Swords are necessary.
There are three difficulties in authorship: to write anything worth the publishing, to find honest men to publish it, and to get sensible men to read it.
- C. C. Colton
Writers aren't exactly people, they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person.
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
Oh! You mean I don’t have a multiple personally disorder, well, that’s a piece of good news.
Writing is not a profession but a vocation of unhappiness.
- Georges Simenon
Now you tell me? *sobbing*
All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.
- Saul Bellow
Holy Guacamole! Girls don’t try this! Guys only think we are super-geek-ninjas-high-on-coffee!